Required Reading for Chix
The guide to chasing the urban cougar. Read it, Chix, you'll thank me later.
posted by Pooh @ 12:34 AM
Friday, April 21, 2006
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The best part of this article is that their "expert" on the subject is "Sheri de Borchgrave, the middle-aged former writer who wrote a sex column called "Bedroom Baroness" for Cosmo until 2003." High comedy.
P.S. One of the bars mentioned in the article, Doc Holliday's, is a spot of urban lore for myself and some of my college cronies (including Pooh). It is an oasis of Hank Williams, dirty pool tables, and cheap PBR in the can (and HOT cougar bartenders, yes), in the Saharan West Village wasteland of trendy red-themed lounges with carefully placed "love seats". More like syphilis seats. During one trip there, our (investment banker) friend ordered round after round of PBR, eight at a time, carrying them over from the bar as one glimmering silver and blue tower of hope/pain/courage. As we emptied them, we built a very impressive "beer-amid" on our rickety table facing the plate glass window that looked out on the main street. We then began to discuss who would have the distinctive honor of destroying the beer-amid by sliding across the table Lebowski-style. Unfortunately, some ass who wasn't even wearing a huge belt buckle, and probably didn't even know the words to Elvis' Suspicious Minds heard us discussing this and decided HE was the best man for the job, ran up to the table and slid across head first, scattering fallen soldiers everywhere. Karma's a bitch though. He ended up ramming his head into the plate glass window on the other side of the beer-amid and hilarity ensued.
P.P.S. It is now impossible for me to read the name Catherine Deneuve and not immediately hear Darrell Hammond doing Sean Connery on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy. My brain sucks.
Ursula Andress!!!
define "cheap PBR" for the masses please
"Cheap PBR in Manhattan" = $2.50
Which reminds me of another drinking in Manhattan story that taught me that I know nothing about anything. I'll tell y'all later...
Hmmm...reading that article was like looking into a crystal ball...and it made me throw up in my mouth a little.
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