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Via the startribune.com. I cannot possibly put into writing an "oh really?" phrase that will convey the sarcasm necessary to really hit home....

Keith Richards joking when he said he snorted dad's ashes, spokesman says

Associated Press

Last update: April 04, 2007 – 9:37 AM

LONDON — Keith Richards' spokesman says the Rolling Stones guitarist was making a joke when he claimed he snorted his father's ashes.

The spokesman says it was "an off-the-cuff remark, a joke, and it is not true.''

Richards had told a British music magazine that he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with some cocaine.

Spokesman says Richards was joking when he said he snorted dad's ashes