God holds a grudge

It's not surprising that god was a little aloof when discussing my hilarity. He's been upset with me ever since i made a crack about the First Crusade at the annual, "Jesus Loves All The Little Children" banquet:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
It's me, God...now get out of Jerusalem you unbelieving bastards

Almost everyone thought it was funny. (key word: almost)