Humor from on High

Monday, January 09, 2006

God holds a grudge

It's not surprising that god was a little aloof when discussing my hilarity. He's been upset with me ever since i made a crack about the First Crusade at the annual, "Jesus Loves All The Little Children" banquet:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
It's me, God...now get out of Jerusalem you unbelieving bastards

Almost everyone thought it was funny. (key word: almost)


At 4:06 PM, Blogger Pooh said...

I don't get it. That's how it happened, right?


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